baby girl

kelly's a crazy mofo! she's already devirginized my perga floors and bit the hell outta my sandals. luckily those sandals were bought at bargain price for a dollar or maybe even less. she doesn't settle for the floor, throw rugs, and pillows. she can only sleep on my fluffy WHITE sheets, otherwise she howls, whimpers, and barks until she gets what she wants. however, she is a tad bit house trained. she's found a perfect little corner in my room where she frequently defecates and urinates. i really need to buy pee pee pads asap. despite all that razzle dazzle, she's super adorable and a mad cuddler. how do you say 'no' to a puppy? how do you say 'bad doggy' when she confusingly stares at you with those large glossy eyes? HOW?!