bev and i had some ghengis for lunch and then mac'd at nordstrom. thanks for visiting me at work!

i hate it when i walk into a bathroom stall with a toilet bowl full of skid marks. that's disgusting! god!

i have yet to find the hilarious "mindy and skye" snl skit of gwyneth paltrow and jimmy fallon. "you dirty dirty bums, just because theyre fat, doesn't mean theyre dumb, leave 'em all alooooooooooone-ah!"