at mr. e's: oooh, kamikazes, midoris, and beer all around! mMmMmmmm! i never realized how kinky my friends were! they all left me and got on the gogo stripper platform atop. awww, i didn't even get to witness their scandalous behavior. haha, i never get tired of bev freaking me. hilarious man! white girls are so dirrty. i would never show my titties and my vagina!
safaris: hot and muggy dude... disgusting! bad dancers rape-dancing me and carlyn. i forced my rape-dancer to prove his masculinity by downing some liquor from the whistle guys walking around, haha. and then the guy got sick... oopsie ;). guys are such show-offs.
porky's: my second time there... and man was it packed! the small (i mean really small) dancefloor was full of dirty sweaty people rubbing and breathing on each other... whoa now. and ivan, no one was cock-blocking you... or maybe im just oblivious to it. dont worry, you got all my attention, alright?
outside la plaza: poor bobby, i hope you feel better. goddammit, i didn't get to eat my usual hot "dog" dog wrapped in bacon. damn you, ivan!
it felt like i was 18 again... man, so many little kids there, which i wasn't used to. we took full advantage of the taxis in mexico by squishing all 9 of our fat bodies into one cab. yep, it's possible. we can prove it. 3 up front and 6 in the back.
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You're DUMB! it's 2 in the front and 7 in the back. get it right dimwit. hahaha..remember, bobby was with henry in the front seat! man..good times dude!
youre dumb! the last ride home, henry was sitting between you and jesus and the taxi driver. so that's 3 in the front and 6 in the back, idiot!
SYNTAX! it's "a night IN mexico", get it right!
thanks for the grammar tip, melin.
omg! i was sitting on jesus' lap! on the last ride home. whatchu talkin about?! the only people up front were henry and bobby!
dude, i remember what i saw! at the front: taxi driver, henry, and you on jesus. at the back: all of us, with bobby near the window. DUH dummy!
you must be tripping, because i was sitting next to carlyn in the backseat telling her it'll only be another 5 minutes to the border. wait..are we talking about the same ride? i dont ever remember sitting in the front seat of a taxi!
im talking about the last cab ride home... i swear you were in the front!
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