not at work.

yes, i called in sick today because i felt sick. i had cramps. i think i had the worst cramps i've ever had! and i rarely get cramps nor migraines, to be exact. geez! girls have it so much harder than guys, don't you think? picture this... wouldn't it be weird if a guy were watching football... then suddenly bails on his buddies because he wasn't in possession of any midol or pain killers... "dude, you guys, i gotta go. i've got these major cramps. does anyone happen to have any midol? no? augh! ...i think i'm getting my period, dude." wouldn't it be bizarre if both sexes presumed periods? like, we were unisexual beings like pond scum and seaweed or seahorses. ok, not necessarily seahorses, since the male gives birth and attends to the baby's necessities. ok wait. what if we were like seahorses? erase that whole bit about unisexual pond scum and seaweed. what if human beings were like seahorses? however, women would resume menstruation (i think), BUT, the strangest thing would be that the men would commonly retain a vagina where the egg would settle and bud into a baby. wouldn't that be something? our society wouldn't consist of male "dogs" and "pimps" -- hopefully. the women, albeit, would sort of acquire that player status bit since they wouldn't be expecting mothers anymore. but the theory still poses to ensure a mass of less male/female pimps population.

man, this doesn't make sense, yet i'm not hesitating to publish this. on second thought.... nah! who cares! gotta bizounce!