Monday, May 31, 2004

my friends are so smart.

a good friend once explained to me what a stranger's hand was.
*giggling, giggling, and more giggling* *clears her throat* then, in a low-tone voice, she begins: it's when a guy sits on his hand for a long time until it becomes numb... then... the guy jacks off with his numb hand, pleasured by the thought of a stranger's hand.

one of my best friends once joked around asking me if i ever wanted a wet tea bag.

bff1: dude, you've never had one? want one?

me: me? no. wait, what is it?

bff1:(my friend's mouth suddenly transforms into a large grin and snickers.) "it's when a guy sits over your face, aligning his 'wet balls(tea bags)' over your mouth."

me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! gag!

bff2: it doesn't have to be wet. it can just plainly be a "tea bag." muah ha ha ha haaaa!

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